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Indianapolis Metro Police have arrested 3 people in connection with Homicide #24:

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Roy Wayne Shepard

Police are holding this man in the death of William Brown at a Speedway nursing home last night.

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Elwin Hart

Police are holding 63 year old Elwin Hart following the shooting deaths of his 61 year old girlfriend Linda Nickle and 24 year old Elizabeth Newcomer.

These are #18 and #19 for the year and now the trend currently is for up to 133 homicides to occur before the end of the year. Cold, snowy weather usually slows down crime. One has to wonder what it will be like once we thaw out.

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Found on the web:

Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered
February 15, 2010 – 14:09 ET

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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When Obama’s administration tallies the ‘jobs created or saved’ I wonder if they include bankrupty lawyers, repo men, auctioneers, homeless shelter staff?

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