Geeze, can’t people leave the Salahai’s alone? I mean, they SAID they had an invitation. Nobody’s SEEN it but they SAID they had one.
It’s a little surprising that Daily Kos hasn’t dug up a fuzzy, looks-a-bit-photoshopped jpg of the invitation yet. But these things take time if you want them to look convincing.
Well, we have [...]

… just hand one of these out to panhandlers.

(Lovingly photoshopped, just like “Obama’s Certification of Birth”)